Winter Is A Wanker

The Winter I find, has just one thing in mind 

To keep all my body parts shivering 

And try as I might to put up a fight 

I can’t stop the punch it’s delivering 

I turn up the heat, put warm socks on my feet 

To stop all the quivering and quaking 

Though I’m turning quite blue, it skates right on through 

Ignoring my shuddering and shaking 

I dance on the spot till my temper gets hot 

But that heat doesn’t help me one bit 

I’ll not give in though, let it rain, let it snow 

I’ll not be the first one to quit 

I’m feeling quite ill with my huge power bill 

It’s my heat pump, it’s on every day 

But my friends it’s no joke, I’d much rather be broke 

Than let Winter have its wicked way. 

I can’t wait for Summer, Winter is a bummer 

Or maybe I’m just getting old 

No, that isn’t true, even though I’ve turned blue 

I’m just really pissed off by the cold.